October 19 – 21

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FROM MICHAEL MUSTO:
“Inspired lunacy! Ryan Landry and the Gold Dust Orphans have officially become the closest thing to Charles Ludlam’s old Ridiculous Theatrical Company. Brokelahomo! is hilarious and fast paced, not to mention the puppets, plushies, and a live dog who licks on command (unlike my last boyfriend). Standouts include Landry as the brusque saloon keeper Vienna and Qya Marie as a singer of questionable gender named Frenchie Pissoir. The whole thing is a marvel of brilliant silliness, and it’s coming to New York’s Theater 80 St. Marks in October. 
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“COMIC MAYHEM! A ROLLICKING GOOD TIME!” – Boston Globe

“SKILLFULLY HITS THE BULLSEYE!” – broadwayworld.com

“A SHARP, FUNNY SATIRE WITH HEART!” – EDGE Boston

Brokelahomo is a town in trouble. Overrun by dirty, outlaw gays, the few law abiding citizens left must spend their days dodging bullets, putting out church fires and fearing for their pets lives. That is until a heterosexual is sent for.

Enter Dusty Rhodes, the unlikely hero of this far out fable set in the groovy 1860s!

Will Dusty clean up the town? Or will the gay cattle rustlers and homo hoodlums head him off at the pass? These questions and more will all be answered with a hearty Yippee-I-Oh-So-Gay! in BROKELAHOMO!

This is a very limited engagement, ONE WEEKEND ONLY!Be sure to clear your calendars and make your reservations NOW, before we are sold out and “BROKELAHOMO!” is gone forever!

We offer THREE types of tickets for this show …

GENERAL ADMISSION – Please be aware! – General Admission seats are NOT “assigned” seats!  They are first come/first serve and are usually located BEHIND all V.I.P. seating.

THESE TICKETS ARE = $39.99

V.I.P. SEATING –  V.I.P. seats are RESERVED SEATS. These seats are ASSIGNED with your parties name on the back of each seat. However, we require that you purchase ALL tickets (included in your party) under ONE NAME!  Any V.I.P. tickets purchased under SEPARATE (will call) party names will NOT be seated together. IF YOU WISH TO SIT TOGETHER, PLEASE PURCHASE ALL YOUR TICKETS UNDER ONE PARTY NAME!

THESE TICKETS ARE = $49.99

NEW!  PREMIUM SEATING – “THE VERY BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE” –
Fancy ladies rejoice! These seats are GUARANTEED to be UP FRONT (within the first 4 rows of the theater) and in the very CENTER! Yes, they ARE pricier, but the money goes to a good cause and you REALLY can’t get any better than these lil’ babies!

THESE TICKETS ARE = $100.00

***ATTENTION and PLEASE TAKE NOTE! –

*Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to all shows! Curtain is prompt! Any and all V.I.P. Assigned seats NOT claimed by showtime (meaning 5 minutes prior to curtain) WILL BE FORFEITED! SO PLEASE BE ON TIME!!!

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